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The training has begun.
What has begun?
A new program has begun!
That's great!
Is it a program?
Yes, the title is "Young Girl Sujiman Gokuro-san".
I did it.
It's your turn soon.
It's my turn.
It's over.
Is it your special turn?
It's my turn now.
It's your turn now?
It's my turn now.
It's different.
The title is "Chin-bou-bura-bura-bura-rin-chan-tee-teo".
Do it again!
Yummy!
I didn't say "chin-bou-bura-bura".
Then what?
The title is "Suzuki-sonobou-bihaku-to-omouiki-ya-hoka- ga-kurokatta- projector".
"Hoka-ga-Kurokatta-projector".
Don't say "hoka-ga-kurokatta-projector".
Theżenie is so white.
Let's go and shake hands.
Ok, then I will say "haku".
"Haku-haku-tsumottara-sonobou-datta-projектор".
Hakosumottara Sonokodatta TV
Yes, please.
This time,
we look like we can't be MCs, don't we?
We look like we can do anything.
Yes, yes, yes.
But we can actually do it!
We can!
But we can't be sleepy MCs!
That's right!
We can't be sleepy MCs!
That's right, that's right!
We can't be MCs on the street!
Are you breaking down?!
That guy!
Higuchi-kun!
Higuchi-kun! Higuchi-san!
You're so reckless!
I'm scared, so I say "Higuchi-san"!
You're strong!
No, no, no!
What is it?!
We can do anything!
We can say anything!
We can do anything!
It's a complete miracle!
It's a miracle!
The two of us are the strongest variety talents that this Reiwa gave birth to!
That's right!
We can be MCs!
We can do behind-the-scenes!
We can do big cuts!
We can do sports!
It's just that...
We can't do it!
Why?
Because...
We have less dogs?
You said we have less dogs!
Look, Osechi,
About those sheep...
Small sheep, Grandpa's.
They're kind of lovey-dovey.
How messy.
They're like this, so...
Green?
Green.
Completely green.
- You mean Osechi? - Yes.
How messy!
That is why,
We would like to show what we can actually do.
Of course!
Okay, TV station!
This is a serious demonstration!
What are you going to do, TV station?
There's only one answer, right?
Yeah!
When are we doing it?!
Right now!
No, we can't!
No way!
Say it properly.
No way!
What do you mean, "right now"?
We have to do it at the right timing!
So, for our first episode!
First episode!
Rather than planning it, it's more like an opening ceremony!
Ah, that's a good idea!
Yeah!
In this...
Unpredictable...
Unsealed state...
You're lying!
Yeah!
Unpredictable?
It was pouring rain earlier!
It was wet!
Wet, wet, wet!
Wet!
Yeah!
So, we have a guest!
A memorable one!
Oh, there's one?
An opening guest!
Oh, sure, sure!
Okay, here you go!
Unsealed...
No, no, no...
Unsealed...
What are you doing?!
No, no, no...
There's so much more to say!
I can't do "unsealed"!
Unsealed...
Why do we have to do that?!
Unsealed...
Stop either of you, if you're MCs!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Unsealed...
What's with the "unsealed" arrangement in the middle?!
Unsealed...
It's a lame arrangement!
Wait a minute!
(singing)
How can we end this?
(singing)
Wait a minute!
What's up with this?
You're making it look so fancy!
I'm asking you!
What's up with this?
What are you up to?
That's right!
What's up with renting it out yourself?
What's up with you?
You really think so, don't you?
Rent it out! Rent it out!
You want me to rent it out?
That's how you want me to look like?
Give me a break!
You really want me to rent it out, don't you?
Rent it out?
If I come here, I'll be stuck here for five minutes!
What's up with this?
What's up with me?
You're a star, aren't you?
I'm not a star!
If you do an opening like that, will you leave me alone?
Like what?
Like "Tannohanashi" or "Innobou".
Stop it!
I'm the MC of Yoshimoto's "Compressor" live show!
You did it, didn't you?
It was a hot topic in the headquarters.
"Kosugi, you can use it," you said.
When you were the MC of "Compressor".
I'm sorry for laughing at you, even though you're a serious man.
I'm sorry, but I'm counting on you.
Thank you.
Thank you for having me as a guest.
I'm betting my whole life on this.
You're kidding, right?
Mr. Sakeda's production company is paying for it, so it's tough.
That's right, that's right.
If it didn't work out, I'd have to hang myself.
It'll all end.
It'll all end!
Even though it's a new show, it's on YouTube.
At first, it might not have made any money.
That's right. It's at zero right now, and it's completely negative.
Everyone's just working.
Let's start from the opposite side.
This is bad.
It'll go from the opposite side.
This is too serious.
Go home!
How am I supposed to go home like this?!
Uh uh oh uhuh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Uh uh oh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
What is this nevertheless?
sound arrangement
Sometimes I'm wooden blocks.
Spread your seat.
Yeah, I'm то get sick.
Healing.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
(speaking in foreign language)
(singing in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
First, please tell me where you are.
I'll go.
Here?
Yes.
Are they that different?
Are they the same?
Oh!
I'm sorry!
Oh!
I'm sorry!
Oh!
It hurts!
I'm sorry!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You can't do that!
What?
You're not good at this.
Wait.
Sit down.
I'm sorry!
Shouldn't you make it cuter?
What are you doing?
Don't touch me.
Are you connected again?
Yes, we're connected.
The nerves.
Is there a system like Bluetooth?
It's annoying!
Bluetooth.
You shouldn't make it cuter like an anime.
No, it's not.
It's amazing that you say Bluetooth.
It's amazing.
Let's use thumbnails.
- Bluetooth? - You can't tell just by looking at it, can you?
You can't use this to make thumbnails with Bluetooth, can you?
No, please don't. It won't open like this.
- Actually, I'm calling a guest. - A guest?
- Huh? - What?
- Can I call him? - Sure.
- Can I call Big Name? - Sure, sure.
Excuse me.
- A guest? - Yes.
- Bluetooth is pretty... - I'm glad.
I'm glad you're glad.
It's fine. You can't just leave it closed and throw it all the time.
Let's cut the tape. If we cut the tape, it'll end.
Max Max?
Is it over already?
It's already over!
There's only a few minutes left!
Give me a break!
Oh, it's Kei.
It's here!
Kei.
What's up with that special guest?
Huh?
What's up with that special guest?
Scissorhands!
Scissorhands?
No, no, no!
Scissorhands and you're trying to cut the tape?
What are you doing?
Hey!
What's up with that special guest?
I didn't have a chroma.
You didn't have a chroma!
You're right, it's Scissorhands.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Just a second.
Scissorhands, you're a guest.
No, no, no!
You can't cut the tape like that.
You'll get cut up!
I'm sorry.
I miscalculated my distance.
Yeah.
It was too far.
Yeah.
The cost is too low!
You're wasting energy and distance.
Can you say it again?
Again!
Say it again!
You can't do that!
You're doing a good job.
Yeah, I'm doing a good job.
I only did a whole tape!
It's not a good job.
You've got a lot of guts!
You've got nothing!
You're just a businessman!
Cut it up!
A little more!
It's okay.
I'll bring it over.
I'll hand it over to my manager.
Why?
Do you want me to tie you up?
I didn't tie you up!
If you didn't do that, why did you do it here?!
Cut it up.
Yeah.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth!
Why do you do it after you cut it into a fresh cross section!
No, no, at least do it like you normally do it.
You're laughing a lot.
Wait a minute. You're laughing like a baby.
How many times do you do it?
You're coughing.
You're sick.
There's no way.
Why don't you make a fresh cross section once?
Please don't say "five, five"!
It's a tape cutter, so it's "five, five"!
Cut!
Oh, here it is!
What is it? Who is it?
You're wearing a scissorhands. What is it?
A drummer.
Janet Jackson!
Janet!
It's not Janet Jackson! It's not Janet Jackson!
It's Janet, but...
Momo...
Do you want me to touch it? Do you want me to touch it?
Do you want me to touch it?
Don't say that, Janet!
If I feel it, my father will react.
Do you want me to touch it?
Touch it and see.
Do you want me to touch it?
I think it's different.
Do you want me to touch it?
It's reacting!
Did you kill it?
You did it!
You did the latest Janet Jackson joke!
You did it!
There is no latest Janet Jackson joke in the world!
You did it in the game against Ramefuto!
You did it!
You did it, but you didn't react!
You did it!
What is it?
We can do it, so you don't have to do it!
Please do it.
Scissorhands!
Thank you!
It's started.
It's OK.
Thank you.
It's started.
It's started!
It's like a show race.
Can you stop it?
It's started.
Can you do it?
No, no.
Janet, you should do it.
Yes, yes, yes.
You should react and say "Daddy, it's shining!"
Daddy, it's shining!
You should say it!
Even if you don't say it...
I'm Kuroyanagi Arumiko.
It's OK.
I'm Kuroyanagi Arumiko Arumiko.
Do you watch it?
I don't watch it.
It's terrible.
Well...
What's with you and Mr. Kimutaku?
Do you have a relationship?
You ignored my greeting.
It's about the beginning.
You'll change your shape.
No, it's not. Mr. Choshuureki said it.
You'll change your shape.
I said it when I was threatening you.
What do you want to do?
It's Choshuureki's story.
What do you want to do?
Why do you watch this show?
Please turn it off.
Either way!
What is this training for?
Who...
Who is this training for?
Is this my training?
I'm counting on you.
Do you have a complaint?
I don't have a complaint.
I didn't mean to turn it.
Which one did you say?
Don't ask me that.
I didn't say anything.
You said it.
I did say it.
I can say it as a whole.
Which one did you say?
All of them.
Why did you stay there when you were in Janet Jackson?
Did you do it on purpose?
Yes.
When I was in Chichiba and Akihara,
all of them, including the staff,
stayed there.
Even the ship in the back.
The factory staff stayed there.
Yes.
Why did you stay there when you were in Sanma-san?
Sanma-san's position is different.
That's because you don't have enough skills.
You should improve it.
I'm not a super boss.
In a supermarket,
if you are in a good mood,
you can say anything.
You can compare things.
If you are by the seaside in Odaiba,
don't go to the lighthouse and gather gyozas.
You can say things like that.
You can say that.
For example,
you can say Michigan is coming.
That's a good thing.
You can say it's a good thing.
You can say that.
You can say that, right?
That's right.
We should be careful about this.
There's no reason for it to exist.
This is not a warning for now, but a punch in the face.